As America’s Stomach Turns

The Real Cost of Those Eggs pt.47

I was thinking of calling this one a Day In the Life

(side note: I didn’t realize that, yes that is Mike Nesmith of the Monkeys)

            As we live every day since the second term of Benedict Donald, it seems that America’s sphincter tightens a little more. 

The odds are that most of America was getting ready to start the next to last weekend of the Summer of 2025. 

Who knew the shit would start early:

ABC News reported that the operation began around 7:00 a.m. local time. Approximately six.FBI agents executed a court-authorized raid on both John Bolton’s home in Bethesda, Maryland, and his office in Washington, D.C. This operation is part of a national security investigation focused on his alleged mishandling of classified information

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WASHINGTON, Aug 22 (Reuters)(Reuters) - Our President Captain Chaos,  has U.S. buyers lined up for TikTok and could further extend the deadline for China-based ByteDance to divest the app's U.S. assets, he said on Friday, days after the White House joined the short video platform.

Speaking to reporters, Cheddar Boy dismissed bipartisan security concerns over TikTok, saying his administration would watch for any problems. He said he would talk to Chinese President Xi Jinping "at the right time."

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WASHINGTON, Aug 22: Cheeto Jesus, is seeking $2 billion from Congress to clean up and beautify Washington, D.C., particularly around the Capitol and the White House. The plan includes infrastructure improvements styled after his golf course developments

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WASHINGTON, Aug 22: Daddy Warbucks,  expressed skepticism about a meeting between Putin and Zelenskyy—calling it like "mixing oil and vinegar"—and noncommittally responded, “we’ll see,” when asked about his own potential attendance

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WASHINGTON, Aug 22: Boiled Ham in a Wig,  escalated pressure on the Federal Reserve, stating he would fire Governor Lisa Cook unless she resigns amid ongoing allegations of mortgage-related misconduct.

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WASHINGTON, Aug 22: Fuck Heads,  administration is reviewing over  55 million visa holders for potential violations, including “anti-American” social media activity, with possible revocations or deportations. Meanwhile, the Pentagon is mobilizing staff to support deportation operations.

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Washington, Aug 22:  And by the way the first batch of Justice Department documents related to the Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell investigations is being delivered to the House Oversight Committee today. This move comes in response to a subpoena issued on August 5. Of course the document release coincides with the FBI raid on John Bolton’s home and office—a controversial action some lawmakers and commentators suspect was timed deliberately to divert public attention from the Epstein files disclosure 

                                                So I ask, Did you evah?

                                                        (Grab a Line)

                                                 Aug. 20th. 2025

        Avg. price of 1 doz. Grade A eggs Nationwide are $3.06 down .03 cents since 8/18/25

        The avg. price of 1 gallon of regular gas Nationwide is $3.11, down 0.02 cents since 8/18/25 

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